Good Afternoon, Hogwarts!
Are you upset with me?
Don’t be ridiculous.

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Are you upset with me?
Don’t be ridiculous.

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I guess so? I don’t really know.
It’s nice to meet you Hermione, I’m in Slytherin. What house are you in?
Slytherin, I’ve been running into snakes lately. You aren’t going to be the cliche, are you?

I’m a lion.
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Um, I just missed you, Gryffindork. I haven’t seen you around Salem at all.
I’ve been brushing up on Salem and all it has to offer, naturally.

Perhaps it would do you good to try a little history as well.
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To be honest I thought you where just clinging on to victor krum’s headboard. THOUGH I DID MISS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’m good I just had candy floss, blew my mind
Sorry?! His..headboard..? I—..OH MELINDA BOBBIN, HOW FOUL!

I most certainly will NOT be clinging to anyone’s—ANYTHING. You can be sure of that! And well, I’ve missed you, too. Candy Floss, have you really?! I’ve been dying to try some, I should get going down to that fair—oh but I can’t seem to find Ron, I might end up going with Ginny anyway, leave him to defend for himself. It would be amusing to see him totally confused about the whole thing..
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HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Uh oh.
You sound awfully like your mother, Snaps…

As terrifying as that is.
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Hi, I’m Flora.
Flora? As in Latin? For ‘flower.’ How nice!

I’m Hermione, it’s very nice to meet you! What house are you in?
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Oh, I’m good, a bit confused though. No one’s really told me properly what’s at the fair. Everyone I’ve talked to have never been to one and only guess what’s going to be there. It’s times like these I wish I was allowed to have taken Muggle Studies.
What about you? I think the last time we talked we were.. in Bulgaria?
I’ve heard all about fairs, love! Of course, how can you not when I grew up around Muggles? It’s just a fun, wonderful time, I’ve heard! Rides and food and lots and lots of people are there, you just can’t help but feel excited! I’m going there as soon as I find Harr—Ron. And maybe even Ginny if there isn’t anyone else she’s going with, maybe a boy. She’s growing quite a bit, I think some might fancy a trip to the fair with her, anyway. You’ll have fun, don’t worry!

Yes! We were, indeed, I’m alright, just low-key and all.
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You should not be smiling unless you’ve been brainwashed and forgotten there is dirty blood inside you.
Dirty blood? Unless someone’s transferred my blood into a vat of grime and rat pellets, my blood is just the same as yours. The only ‘dirty’ thing here, I’m afraid, is your rotten attitude.

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Oh, so you say hi to everyone, but not me when I yell out “Are you there?” to you randomly.
Sorry.

Next time I shall be at your beck and call, maam.
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HI HERMIONE. I thought you’d stayed in durmstrang ;)
Darling, darling Melinda, and leave you all to yourselves? I wouldn’t DREAM of it, I bet you’ve caused mayhem already!

I’m only kidding, of course! I’ve been playing low-key, how are you?
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